Cybergirl has discovered the joys of retail therapy. She has also discovered that if she wants to buy, she has to earn.
Until a few weeks ago, she would forgo her pocket money so she wouldn't have to do any chores. She gladly gave up any economic bonus just so she could watch a TV program or spend an extra half hour on the computer.
Now she's decided she needs to be cashed up if she's going to last through the long weeks of summer holidays and has been asking to do everything from washing-up to mowing the lawn - for a price.
Unfortunately she's still too young to get a real job, but like everything she does, she has already mapped out her employment path.
She's never been the kind who does what everyone else is doing. So for her, weekend work won't be at the fish and chip shop or even the supermarket. She'll be working at the trendy skateboard and clothes shop - the one outside of which she regularly stands looking longingly inside.
Our conversation turned to my own working history while we were doing the drive-thru bit at Maccas. "I suppose I could always get a job here like everyone else," she conceded. It was only when she asked me if I'd ever worked at McDonalds that I realised how old I was getting.
Back in the olden days when I was 14, there was no such thing as Maccas. There was only two fast-food places in town - one owned by the Greek family and the other by the Italian family. And you had to be family to work in them.
My first job, much to my husband's amusement, was in a hardware store. I got $4.11 an hour for a four-hour shift on a Saturday morning, which seemed like a fortune. Not that there was much to spend it on in downtown Wagga Wagga in the dark ages of the early 1980s.
My husband reckons I know nothing about hardware. He once sent me into town to get a bit for his drill - a specific type of bit, mind you. The hardware man had to call hubby on the mobile to find out what I was asking for because he had no idea what a "fast" bit was.
I moved next to a chemist, and although I knew what most products were, there were still some that even at 16 I had no idea about.
When a customer asked for KY Gel, I went looking in the toothpaste section. It was only when I went to ask the pharmacist if we had any of this special brand of toothpaste that I realised my mistake.
All the talk about jobs got GameBoy and PlayStation thinking about their future employment prospects.
GameBoy's biggest dream was to be a fix-it man who danced in his knickers - a profession he'd hit upon after seeing an ad for the Chippendales.
He has since decided he'd like to become a professional athlete and get invited to A-list events alongside gorgeous girls. And when he retires he'll settle down and work at the pound.
PlayStation has much more simple aspirations. After ditching the idea of becoming a checkout chick when he realised they don't actually keep all the money you give them, he's decided he wants to buy the donut shop after securing an apprenticeship as the guy in charge of the deep fryer.
As for long-term career plans, he's sure he'll score high enough in his HSC in 10 years to be able to realise his dream of becoming Australia's Donut King.
D'oh!
Keeli Cambourne is a South Coast journalist trying to find the perfect life/work balance.