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Swearing by the Dragons in finals footy

Yesterday, I learned it's not a wise idea to watch finals footy when your almost-two-year-old is within earshot.

Unless you think it's a good idea for your daughter to learn swear words.

My wife and I had been lucky so far, with our daughter not picking up the occasional rude word we'd drop in her presence.

But that all changed in the second half of the Dragons-Eels game, when Brett Morris got upended in a tackle 10m from our line and unwisely decided to throw an offload to Darius Boyd.

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    It fell short and the Eels got the ball. The frustration got the better of me and I let go a particularly loud F-bomb.

    Almost immediately, I hear an almost-two-year-old voice in the next room drop her very own little F-bomb.

    So, while the Dragons played an unconvincing second-half and I wondered where the points we needed were going to come from, I had to bite my tongue.

    Any further F-Bombs (and there were a few more to come) detonated in my throat rather than my daughter's ears.

    And, while I taught her how to swear yesterday, she taught me how to smile.

    After the loss I was pretty gutted and planned to spend the rest of the evening staring at the TV in stunned disbelief.

    But then my daughter ran up to me giggling and wanting to play. I picked her up and was quickly reminded that there are some things more important than a win.

    But, still, it'd be nice to have both.

    If there's an upside to now having to play Brisbane on Saturday night it's that the game doesn't start until 7.30pm - my daughter's bedtime.

    So I can more freely detonate a few F-bombs without worrying about teaching my daughter to have a potty mouth.

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    After the loss, everyone's now making a big deal about the Dragons' season being on a tightrope because they have to play sudden death footy from here on in.

    Ummm, from here on in, it's sudden death for every team. Anyone loses from here on in and they're goneski.

    At the end of the day, the story remains the same. Before the Eels game, we had to win three games to take out the premiership. Today, we still have to win three games to take out the premiership.

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    What a great picture in the Mercury of Ben Hornby and Wayne Bennet sitting on the steps at the stadium - that is inspirational - Bronco's beware the wounded Dragon!
    Posted by CHILLA, 14/09/2009 5:53:51 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
    Yeah amazing pic, great blog. The boys will turn it around, now they need us more than ever. Go you Dragons!
    Posted by Dragon4life, 14/09/2009 7:01:03 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
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    Glen Humphries has been a Dragons fan since 1976 and admits he has spent a fair bit of the off-season watching his copy of the 2010 grand final DVD.
    The Eels defeated the Dragons 25-12. Picture: DAVE TEASE
    The Eels defeated the Dragons 25-12. Picture: DAVE TEASE
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