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The Gong hits back at Sandgropers

12 Mar, 2010 09:24 AM
Dear oh dear! Someone please pass Perth a glass of wet concrete so they can harden up.

Here we were, revelling in the excitement of the Wollongong Hawks' success story, delighting in some joyous news to help beat off the economic downturn, and along comes a barrage of snippy comments that would put a true wildcat to shame.

WA Today writer Joseph Sapienza created an attention-seeking upset when he criticised the Hawks' underdog status heading into the grand final series against the Perth Wildcats.

He described the Illawarra as "that NSW South Coast backwater with a population of what, 345, with 11 dogs, a rec centre in Dapto and a fraternity club".

"It took the Hawks a while to sell out the WIN Entertainment Centre. 'Operation Sell-out' as they've hilariously dubbed it," he sniped. No doubt the Wollongong front office sought the help of upstart rent-a-crowd companies in towns such as Kiama, Port Kembla, Gerringong and Stanwell Park to help make it a sell-out."

Goodness, one would think this man had a complex.

And we'd understand why.

While nothing irked Sapienza more than sports fans trying to build morale on the basis that their team is not as big - in terms of population and land mass - as their rivals, facts must be faced.

Despite being a fraction of Perth in both size and population (284,169 versus 1.6 million), Wollongong has managed to produce a basketball team capable of whipping the city's baggy shorts bottom.

Our hats go off to Perth for actors Sam Worthington and the late Heath Ledger, but we've got Natalie Bassingthwaighte and Norman Gunston.

And where else but the Illawarra could opera singer Anthony Warlow and Australian Chamber Orchestra lead violinist Richard Tognetti hone their classically gifted craft?

Author Tim Winton gives credit to Perth, but DH Lawrence found literary inspiration at Thirroul and Wollongong-born author Nikki Gemmell picked up a few tips for her saucy Bride Stripped Bare right here in the Gong. Famed poet Henry Kendall is credited with writing Australia's first patriotic poem following a stay in the Illawarra.

Albion Park's Katie Richardson won Miss World Australia; the last time Perth factored in the beauty stakes the stage collapsed during hosting of the 1979 Miss Universe pageant. Very embarrassing!

The two cities' topography and coastal climate are surprisingly similar, although we could enjoy an ocean dip and a dry-off before our western friends even reached the beach.

Wollongong's balmy summer days are relieved by the traditional southerly change, a breath of fresh air when likened to the positively ferocious Fremantle Doctor.

The University of Wollongong is the only uni to win successive university of the year awards and while Perth's International Centre for Radio Astronomy Research is a world leader, it's only because Mt Ousley's Professor Peter Quinn is at the helm.

We're not surprised Sapienza refrained from taking a shot at Wollongong Council's star turn at the Independent Commission Against Corruption.

After all, former West Australian premier Brian Burke is having his own problems at the moment.

We'd rather follow the tale of a pretty, blonde ex-town planner than a balding, ageing former politician any day.

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You're team doesn't win you games, your crowd does. The Hawks are 3-13 away from home. Hmmmm, wonder why? Perth Wildcats- 2009/10 NBL Champions!
Posted by Cam, 12/03/2010 10:45:58 AM, on Illawarra Mercury
Insecurity comes out in sportspeople at the best of times. Clean em' up Hawks!
Posted by Mel, 12/03/2010 11:32:19 AM, on Illawarra Mercury
perth 2000km away from any action that doesnt involve digging up the ground and selling it to china..theres some serious pot calling the kettle there...who is the backwater i ask? at least the hawks crowd can play basketball and they are better looking I would add..some of those perth crew had their second heads removed...smaller gene pool in wa methinks....BRING IT ON_GO WOLLONGONG HAWKS!!!!
Posted by crax, 12/03/2010 12:15:42 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
Michelle you absolute LEGEND !!! Go Hawks !!!!!!!
Posted by debbos, 12/03/2010 1:01:48 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
it took you 9 days to write a comeback and the best you could do was having a crack at a "ferocious" sea breeze. Good job, way to stay on point.
Posted by Nate, 12/03/2010 1:25:59 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
WOW! Michelle, that was glorious. A few goosebumps on the arms never goes astray when hearing of how great out town is. And thats just it... Wollongong is a country town, not a capital city so Perth can put that in their pipe and smoke it. And as for bagging the Hawks front office, they have done an exceptional job despite having extremely limited resources and time. A HUGE congrats to Jess, Dougie and Milli. And I do believe the WEC was sold out on Tuesday night so clearly "Operation Sell-Out" was a roaring success. Great article!
Posted by Angie O, 12/03/2010 3:02:58 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
Well, Perth is the biggest westie town in Australia...
Posted by cybrefool, 12/03/2010 3:18:28 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
awesome. love the trash talk. so while i'm here, luke Schenscher had no business playing in the nba... and 'cam' i think perth were 5-9 on the road in the regular season... they absolutely dominated didn't they! go hawks! (dunno about comparing nat bass and norman gunston to sam worthington and heath ledger though!)
Posted by sofaking, 12/03/2010 3:24:21 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
"Positively ferocious Fremantle Doctor"? You've done less research than Sapienza! Also, Sapienza doesn't represent the great state of WA... he's a clown that wants attention. What a joke. Forza Wildcats!
Posted by mick, 12/03/2010 4:57:55 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
Yeah.... who care... HAWKS are champions no matter..what... and... the Wolves won it in PERTh..remember?! NSL champions!. Go WOLLONGONG the best city in the world!
Posted by JCJ, 12/03/2010 7:06:32 PM, on Illawarra Mercury
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