Will she stay or will she go? Sure, a nine-to-five job at a women’s wellness centre sounds appealing when you’re trying to balance motherhood and a career, but can Nina really leave St Francis? I bet there’s no kiss-chasey in the hallways of the Abbotsford clinic, but there is also less of a chance of running into your new boyfriend holding the hand of his wife as she gives birth to their second child.

Prediction: Nina stays on the condition Martin Clegg, PhD, is never tagged “it”.

Stand up Patrick Brammall and take a bow. When the guy you replaced as resident hospital hottie, Matt Le Nevez, starts tweeting that he’s on #teamleo, you know you are doing something right. From the awkward one-night-stand that didn’t quite get there, to his careful handling of the Thomas-is-a-two-timing-bastard situation and then his refusal to take advantage of Nina, Leo has (almost) erased all memories of Patrick. He’s the first seemingly normal guy in Nina’s life – no baggage, no hesitation, just a good ol’ care package delivery in an orange string bag (see, he’s so decent he doesn’t even use plastic bags!). Plus, he looks super hot in his work pants.

Prediction: Nina and Leo get together and lead a campaign that eventually sees plastic bags banned in greater Melbourne. 

Was there ever a more heartbreaking sight than a wounded Lawrence telling Billie he wasn’t going to let her go? Lawrence is a rock – a really buff rock – but he’s no Mick. How could Billie say no to a man who once wrote her a song that contained the line “your sister’s a six but you’re a perfect 10”? But is Mick enough of a reason to pack up and move to London?

Prediction: Billie moves to London with Mick, while Lawrence releases a book, Knit Wit: How I Survived Heartbreak through Cashmere.

Let’s not forget the rest of the clan have had a reasonably rocky year, too – Billy and Zara had to cope with Alfie’s liver failure, resulting in Geraldine donating part of her liver, while Darcy returned from his outback wanderings only to see Nina giving the kitchen table a good ol’ wipedown with Thomas.

Prediction: Geraldine and Darcy get back together, then break up, then get back together, then break up ….

With Wednesday night’s The Bachelor premiere seriously eating into Offspring’s start time, you have to wonder where Ten’s head is at. They have had a car crash of a year – ratings are down, shows have been axed and they’ve made had a large chunk of their news crew redundant. So wouldn’t you think the logical thing to do would be build on their one critically-acclaimed show?

Of course not! Why bother with characters that people can relate to, when you can get a bunch of “ladies” drunk and then turn on the camera as they prostrate themselves in front of a man with a voice so ridiculously deep even Barry White’s ghost is cringeing?

Even worse, why hesitate on a sixth season of Offspring yet happily commission a second season of the dreadful Secret Life of Us wannabe, Wonderland. Ten, you make no sense!

Prediction: Offspring gets a sixth season and Ange appears on the first season of The Bachelorette.