I took a break from watching my Netflix reality shows Mail Order Murder, Stalked and Frenemies this week to take in some hard-hitting news on a well-respected government-run television network.
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The content I found there was, quite frankly, as much of a joke as Real Life Wife Swap.
Gender Disappointment. Have you heard of this? It’s when parents suffer mental health episodes because they are upset that their newborn prince was not a princess, or vice-versa.
My Dad suffered from the old Gender Disappointment back in the nineties when his fourth daughter was born. He’d only been trying since the seventies for a boy.
Back then you just cracked on with nappies and bottle sterilising, you weren’t diagnosed with a very specific mental health issue just because sometimes life gives you lemons or lemonettes.
Imagine you turn up at the hospital to meet a friend’s newborn.
“Oh she’s beautiful!”
“Yeah she’s ok.”
“What’s her name?”
“We haven’t decided, nothing we chose is right for her.”
“Is everything ok?”
“Well we’re actually grieving right now, we wanted a boy.”
If Gender Disappointment is a thing, I’d like to propose a few more official disappointments: You Have No Chocolate In The Cupboard Disappointment; You’re Tagged In A Meme But Already Saw The Meme Disappointment; or, It’s Too Hot For Your Chosen Outfit So Now You Can’t Wear It Disappointment
I think it’s a bit much assigning an official diagnosis every time life lets you down. As a solution I’d like to suggest one, all encompassing label: Being Human Disappointment.
*Fairlie Hamilton is a presenter for i98FM and Mercury columnist.