The Royal Wedding 2018 tea drinking game
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Are you looking to make watching The Royal Wedding just that touch more exciting?
Are the guests, the glamour, the romance just not quite enough for you?
Do you need a thrill, something competitive between you and your fellow watchers?
Well, pop the kettle on, grab the biscuit, and settle in for our tea drinking game.
We’ve devised a point-scoring system to help you imbibe your favourite brew, and make sure you’re hydrated throughout the marathon event.
Pass the milk, and enjoy.
Take a sip when…
A celebrity is shown on the coverage
Commentators mention Meghan’s dad
You see a corgi
There’s footage of Prince George
When anyone mentions it's like a fairytale (you can start this one with the ads on TV, if you like)
That's five corgis - five sips.
The Queen looks half-asleep
Every time they compare Meghan to Kate
Princess Diana is mentioned
Commentators mention any break in tradition or the fact Meghan's American, drink
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Will and Kate's wedding - that's a sip.
Dunk your biscuit when…
Commentators mention Meghan’s “dysfunctional” family
You spot a crazy hat/dress matching combo
Get those biscuits ready for dunking.
The term "peoples' princess" is used
‘Hollywood’ is used to describe any guest or part of the proceedings: “Hollywood glamour, Hollywood star, Hollywood A-Lister etc”
Meghan’s half-sister’s ankle gets mentioned
Anyone cries – including anyone in your lounge room
Commentators mention Prince Phillip’s health
There’s a gratuitous shot of Pippa Middleton’s derriere from Will and Kate’s wedding
This is Prince Phillip, just in case you needed a reminder.
Finish your tea if…
Someone from Meghan’s family gatecrashes
A horse falls over in the parade
There’s the first kiss on the balcony
Phillip falls asleep
When it’s finally over