Are you looking to make watching The Royal Wedding just that touch more exciting?
Are the guests, the glamour, the romance just not quite enough for you?
Do you need a thrill, something competitive between you and your fellow watchers?
Well, pop the kettle on, grab the biscuit, and settle in for our tea drinking game.
We’ve devised a point-scoring system to help you imbibe your favourite brew, and make sure you’re hydrated throughout the marathon event.
Pass the milk, and enjoy.
Take a sip when…
A celebrity is shown on the coverage
Commentators mention Meghan’s dad
You see a corgi
There’s footage of Prince George
When anyone mentions it's like a fairytale (you can start this one with the ads on TV, if you like)
The Queen looks half-asleep
Every time they compare Meghan to Kate
Princess Diana is mentioned
Commentators mention any break in tradition or the fact Meghan's American, drink
Dunk your biscuit when…
Commentators mention Meghan’s “dysfunctional” family
You spot a crazy hat/dress matching combo
The term "peoples' princess" is used
‘Hollywood’ is used to describe any guest or part of the proceedings: “Hollywood glamour, Hollywood star, Hollywood A-Lister etc”
Meghan’s half-sister’s ankle gets mentioned
Anyone cries – including anyone in your lounge room
Commentators mention Prince Phillip’s health
There’s a gratuitous shot of Pippa Middleton’s derriere from Will and Kate’s wedding
Finish your tea if…
Someone from Meghan’s family gatecrashes
A horse falls over in the parade
There’s the first kiss on the balcony
Phillip falls asleep
When it’s finally over