Britain's Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex. Photo: AP
Both Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be visiting Australia next month as part of their first major royal tour.
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Sadly, despite an invitation from NSW Labor’s Illawarra spokesman Ryan Park, the popular royal couple will not be adding the region to their itinerary.
Dubbo, yes. Wollongong, no.
It’s probably just as well. How could they possibly enjoy a visit to the Illawarra?
Our beaches are a bit dull
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
Incredibly dull actually.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
Yawn.
Photo: Emily Parisi
Our footballers can’t even do their recovery sessions at the beach.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
There’s nowhere nice to stay.
Photo: Ocean Farm, Gerringong
And our sunsets are pretty average.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
No royal has ever been here before.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
Probably because we’re not very festive.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
You can’t even get close to the wildlife.
Photo: Symbio Wildlife Park
And the industrial views are so depressing.
Photo: Symbio Wildlife Park
Nothing to see here.
Photo: Kramer Photography
The waterslides are lame.
Photo: Jamberoo Action Park
Our national parks are nothing special.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
Our civic leaders are a bit shy.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
There’s really nothing to do but lay around.
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
Admit it. Wollongong just doesn’t have much going for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would NOT LIKE Wollongong
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