The English emerged victorious from an annual battle on the green in Helensburgh on Saturday.
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The Helensburgh Ashes has run for 11 years so far, with one year washed out due to bad weather in that time.
The teams play for the ashes created from burning miniature bats at the inaugural match in 2011 which were signed by the original players.
This year the English began a brutal campaign of psychological warfare well ahead of the match, under the captainship of Charles Bevan.
It was their turn to produce the match program, and they took the opportunity to apply some serious pressure to the Australian side. It's only the third time the English have emerged victorious.
"We were sledging Wayne Teal throughout the program," Bevan said.
"He's their danger player, always scores big amounts of runs.
"We said he was going to score a duck, over and over.
"He felt the pressure, only scored three runs and was out."
The Aussies scored 56, while the English only lost two wickets to meet their score.
Head umpire John Walker has officiated the Ashes from the very beginning, and continued his role admirably on Saturday.
"The day is essentially cutting-edge backyard cricket, that's a catalyst for bring people together from all backgrounds including tradies, managers, labourers, law enforcement and accountants, to name a few, for a common day of friendship and hard competition," he said.
"It's more than a game of cricket; it's about community."
Walker was proved right, with both sides meeting at the local club for a beer after the day's shenanigans.
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