'Welcome to Crapto' - the suburb names you won't see on a sign

Glen Humphries
Updated August 10 2021 - 1:01pm, first published August 9 2021 - 3:00pm
Cruel: One of the more unkind suggestions Mercury readers offered as the new name for a suburb near Kembla Grange.
Cruel: One of the more unkind suggestions Mercury readers offered as the new name for a suburb near Kembla Grange.

Kembla Grange 2: Electric Boogaloo. Dapdon't. Crackto. Goonville.

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Glen Humphries

Glen Humphries

Senior journalist

I'm an award-winning senior journalist with the Illawarra Mercury and have well over two decades' worth of experience in newspapers. I cover the three local councils in the Illawarra for the Mercury, state and federal politics, as well as writing for the TV guide. If I'm not writing, I'm reading.

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