There goes the (bush) neighbourhood say residents worried about new housing.
Every Derby day has its million-dollar question as a field of lightly raced three-year-olds sets off more in hope than expectation.
Michael Cheika is a coach with a ferocious reputation, but the new Wallabies mentor is on a mission is to bring "normality and enjoyment" and restore pride in Australian rugby.
Fancy a share in a soon-to-be champion horse? Here, have James Packer's. He's not that fussed.
So many of us love the spring horse racing season: simply for the fact that the main players are silent.
Newmarket trainer Roger Varian has never had a runner in Australia, but by Tuesday night he might have two group 1 winners at Flemington.
The ARU is mistaken if it thinks everything is back to normal.
It now seems an eternity ago that Australia had Pakistan teetering at 2-7 on the first morning of the series.